THE BIG PAYOFF DINNERWARE
The show itself
was pretty odd, half game show and half fashion show. Hostess Bess
Myerson designed a line of plates, bowls and other pieces that were given
away on the program and sold commercially as well.
THE CELEBRITY BOWLING CHRISTMAS ALBUM
A couple dozen
short tracks from the show, plus a crudely edited version of Jingle
Bells made out of bowling sounds. This thing had to be somebody's
idea of a joke, as if the show wasn't enough of a joke all by itself.
DOUBLE DARE GREEN SLIME SHAMPOO
How would you
like to wash your hair every day in that disgusting stuff they pour on
kids in those Nickelodeon game shows?
GONG SHOW TRADING CARDS
I'll trade you
an Unknown Comic for your Popsicle Twins. About 75 cards exist in the set,
showing a variety of scenes from the wacky show. The Gong Show
inspired a number of pretty wacky collectables, including a "Gong Show
Piggy Bank" and even a Chuck Barris
Halloween costume for children!
THE HOLLYWOOD SQUARES COLLECTOR'S PLATES
Clearly, when
this fad hit its peak in the late seventies, they just ran out of ideas
for subject matter. Several Hollywood Squares plates were planned,
the only one that appears to have been released featured the likeness of
host Peter Marshall.
INFORMATION PLEASE ALMANAC
This annual rival
to The World Almanac was originally based on (and named after) the popular
radio quiz show, and compiled by the show's
creator Dan Golenpaul. Today, the books (and spin-offs dedicated
specifically to entertainment or sports) are often released under the name
of some sort of media sponsor, such as Time magazine or the A&E cable
network, since hardly anybody even remembers the distant game show connection
anymore.
THE JEOPARDY! CHALLENGER
This inexplicably
popular gizmo is little more than an extremely limited pocket calculator.
Save yourself some money and buy a cheaper one that does square roots and
stuff. If you can't figure out how to use a regular calculator to keep
track of your score, perhaps you should reconsider flying to L.A. for an
audition.
JEOPARDY!/WHEEL OF FORTUNE 1996 OLYMPICS TIE-INS
Unless they were
going to be exhibition events in 2000, the world really didn't need the
official "game shows" of the Olympics. Frankly, both shows are already
uncomfortably global as it is. ("Pat, I'd like to buy an umlaut!")
THE NEWLYWED GAME COOK BOOK
Not only are
we going to put your marriage at risk by getting you to embarrass each
other on national television, but we're also going to assume you don't
know the first thing about preparing food for human consumption.
TREASURE HUNT JEWELRY BOX
A small wooden
box shaped like a treasure chest, trimmed on the inside with red velvet
and featuring a picture of Jan Murray in a pirate's hat under the lid.
Don't we all need a picture of Jan Murray in a pirate's hat?
ANYTHING FROM TRUTH OR CONSEQUENCES, NEW MEXICO
OK, sure,
I have the Ralph Edwards commemorative 25th Anniversary Jim Beam decanter
(doesn't everybody?) but with that one notable exception, anything else
with the town's name on it (especially that odd little Kiefer Sutherland
movie) just looks silly. Not the decanter, though. It's cool.